Its all about the heartthrobs and the heartbreakers. And in case you were wondering, NO we did not forget River Phoenix, Duran Duran, or Wham! (We just kept River, Simon LeBon and George Micheal for ourselves, cuz THEY ARE SOOOO HOT!)

SPECIFICATIONS

GWAR-TEX® 8,000mm/5,000gm2: State-of-the-art waterproof/windproof/breathable fabric. Oxford Nylon with a microporous coating that repels wind, water, frozen particulates, blood and vomit while unwanted body moisture is expelled for a dry, comfortable Hand Protection System in any condition.

TERRAIN-TECH® Palm Reinforcement Material: Highly abrasion resistant polyurethane grip material insures durabilityand maximum dexterity. Palms so grippy you won’t be able torelease your grabs, thus you will land on your fingers, which willsnap like a Slim Jim®.

ATI® Seamless Insert 3,000mm/2,000gm2: Constructed without seams to be guarantee leakproof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a male contraceptive for your hand.

Microfleece Inner-lining: Added insulation wicks moisture and allows the Hand Protection System to be worn with or without the removable liners. Take the liners out of the gloves and wear them over your ears. People will mistake you for a moose.

Neoprene Thumb/snot wipe: Soft and supple, won’t scratch goggle lenses or chaff swollen, snotty nostrils. Can of contain 20 hella-litres of bodily fluids.

"Kung-Fu Grip" Precurve Fingers

COMES COMPLETE WITH A NINE PACK OF "HEARTBREAKER" PINS. FIFTEEN IN THE WHOLE SET, COLLECT THEM ALL AND TRADE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS!