YOUR MISSION: To fight for law and justice(and the perfect shred).

YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE: A sleek, black, customized 1982 Pontiac Trans-Am. Impervious to attack, able to cruise at 300 mph, leap 50 feet through the air, and loaded with such armaments as flamethrowers, smoke bombs, and infra-red sensing devices.* If you crave technological advantage as you wage winter warfare against the elements, we got your KITT right here.

*Flamethrowers, smoke bombs and Infrared sensing devices may not be available in your region. Check with your local authorized dealer regarding availability.

SPECIFICATIONS

Entrant-HB® 30,000mm/15,000gm2: Expedition grade waterproof/windproof/ breathable fabric. Honeycomb Ripstop Nylon with an innovative hybrid microporous coating to achieve optimum balance between repelling water and wind while allowing body moisture permeability to the outside of the fabric for a dry, comfortable Hand Protection System in the harshest of all winter environments.

TERRAIN-TECH® Palm Reinforcement Material: Highly abrasion resistant polyurethane grip material insures durability and maximum dexterity. Palms so grippy you won’t be able to release your grabs, thus you will land on your fingers, which will snap like a Slim Jim®.

ATI® Seamless Insert 3,000mm/2,000gm2: Constructed without seams to be guarantee leakproof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a male contraceptive for your hand.

Microfleece Inner-lining: Added insulation wicks moisture and allows the Hand Protection System to be worn with or without the removable liners. Take the liners out of the gloves and wear them over your ears. People will mistake you for a moose.

Improved Vent Zippers: Now stow your gerbil without fear of loosing your little fuzzy buddy. Ideal for venting on warm days or heat packs on cold ones.

Neoprene Thumb/snot wipe: Soft and supple, won’t scratch goggle lenses or chaff swollen, snotty nostrils. Can contain 20 hella-litres of bodily fluids.

Insulation: Fixed microfleece shell lining with removable fleece liner.

"Kung-Fu Grip" Precurve Fingers