Meaner than a sack full of snakes!

SPECIFICATIONS

GWAR-TEX® 8,000mm/5,000gm2: State-of-the-art waterproof/windproof/breathable fabric. Oxford Nylon with a microporous coating that repels wind, water, frozen particulates,blood and vomit while unwanted body moisture is expelled for a dry, comfortable Hand Protection System in any condition.

TERRAIN-TECH® Palm Reinforcement Material: Highly abrasion resistant polyurethane grip material insures durability and maximum dexterity. Palms so grippy you won’t be able to release your grabs, thus you will land on your fingers, which will snap like a Slim Jim®.

ATI® Seamless Insert 3,000mm/2,000gm2: Constructed without seams to be guarantee leakproof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a male contraceptive for your hand.

Thinsulate®: Uncompromised warmth and moisture wicking performance to keep hands dry and warm. Plus it has a cleverly conceived name that smacks of marketing genius.

Microfleece Inner-lining: Added insulation wicks moisture and allows the Hand Protection System to be worn with or without the removable liners. Take the liners out of the gloves and wear them over your ears. People will mistake you for a moose.

Neoprene Thumb/snot wipe: Soft and supple, won’t scratch goggle lenses or chaff swollen, snotty nostrils. Can contain 20 hella-litres of bodily fluids.

Improved Vent Zippers: Now stow your gerbil without fear of loosing your little fuzzy buddy. Ideal for venting on warm days or heat packs on cold ones.

"Kung-Fu Grip" Precurve Fingers